It's About That Time...

So most of us have seen it all before, that fun little game you play where you choose X number of people, write down everything you want to say to them, post it, don't acknowledge who each paragraph is intended for, and never speak of it again. It's about time for one of those because I've got some issues with some people that I think I will feel better about if I can just vent and then never have to speak of it again. I don't know how many of them actually even know I have a blog and that just works out perfectly.

1. I love you. I love you I love you I love you. A million times, I love you. And you're a dumbass because you don't even know it. And I know you love me too. And so does everyone else. So just tell me already, because I just can't be the one to say it first. Not because I like being the boss, but just because I am actually kind of scared about this one. But no matter what, I love you.

2. You're creeping me out lately. Knock it off. That's why I don't ever want to hang out with you. But stop being creepy, and I will start hanging out with you again.

3. Not having you in my life for the last seven months is the best thing that's ever happened to me. You screwed me up years ago and now I am finally getting over all of the mess you brought into my life. When I said I needed a lot of time away from you to figure out if I ever wanted to even try being friends, I meant it. Now that I have had that time, I realize I don't need you and don't want you in my life. Stop calling me. Stop Facebooking me. Forget about me, because I forget more and more about you every single day.

4. I hope every time you hold your nephew you remember that awful morning when state wrestling was more important to you than anything else. And I hope you feel bad.

5. I love you. Not in the way I love #1, but I love you. Always have, always will.

6. It's easy to get wrapped up in someone, and I've seen it happen before with you. I love you to death and you're one of my best friends, and I hate seeing you always get hurt somehow. I want you to be happy, but please just take it slow with this one. They all seem like good guys but not all of them turn out that way. Just be careful.

7. I get it. Everything is black and white for you, fine. But that's not how it is for me and that doesn't mean I am a stupid girl. It means that something affected me and I have every right to be as upset as I want to be. Don't ever talk down to me again and don't ever try to make me feel like I shouldn't be feeling what I am feeling. I'm allowed.

8. Chillax. Don't be so judgemental. Take time to enjoy life once in a while. The world won't implode because you missed one deadline, didn't read one chapter, or turned in one sub-par assignment. Be young, our 30th birthday is coming quickly.

9. I miss you already and you're not even gone yet. But that talk outside Yia Yia's meant the world to me. You are one of my best friends. I know you hate emotions and feelings and all that garbage, so I will keep it short and sweet: I love you too. I can't think of anyone else I would ever want to wheelbarrow with around the store.

10. You're gross. Cut your hair, you hippie.